This is something I received by mail and it suits my current status as a bum:
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter (BEER). Take the
antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from
your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends.
If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life.
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